Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
Randomize
