the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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