No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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