is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
The ass gains better be worth it
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