maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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