I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
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She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
foreskin is a definite game changer
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Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
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