so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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