I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
Randomize
