i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
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