The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
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I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
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Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
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