cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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