I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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