yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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