after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
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I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
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Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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