Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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