well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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