So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
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Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
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There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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