Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
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