I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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