Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
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