How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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