Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
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