I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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