Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
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