wakey wakey hands off snakey
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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