I just made out with a guy for $7.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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