Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
Randomize
