You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
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