he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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