Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
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