Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
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Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
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There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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