dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
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