just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
