There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
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Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
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No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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