guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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