she takes plan B like it's going out of style
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
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I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
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She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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