God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
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Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
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Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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