the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
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No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
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No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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