I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Randomize
