So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
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