Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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