physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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