Im at strip club and am horny
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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