what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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