My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
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hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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