Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
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obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
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I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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