The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
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she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
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It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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