i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
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It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
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Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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