is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Okay so I just had a really great idea
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I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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