do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
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Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
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Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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