feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
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