I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
You need Xanax blowdarts
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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