I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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