I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
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So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
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I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
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